Friday, February 01, 2008



Socialmoth

After reading a few post from my cousin, she had this list of sayings by other people from this socialmoth application in facebook. She had posted heaps of them. After reading all of it I felt like there are a few ones which are too good to not share them. So here are the ones which I think are bloody good.

1. Time change. Your close friend becomes your worst enemy, your boyfriend becomes a prick, lollipops turn into cigarettes; the innocent ones turn into sluts, soda becomes vodka; bikes become cars, undies turn into g-strings. Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground? When protection meant wearing a helmet? When the worst things you could get from boys were cooties? Race issues were about who ran the fastest? War was only a card game the only drug you knew was cough medicine the only things that hurt you were skinned knees and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow and we all couldn't wait to grow up.

2. If you can't handle me at my worse, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

3. You never realize just how much you miss someone until you see them again.

4. There's beauty in everything, I just suck at finding it.

5. To offer a man friendship when love is in his heart, is like offering a man a loaf of bread when he is dying of thirst

6. Funny at how when you stop chasing something, it tends to start chasing you

7. Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

8. Religion has done so much more harm than good for this world.

9. It annoys me how i hold out on plans with someone and then they dont happen and I wind up doing nothing.

10. Where the fuck is my Prince Charming. I dealt with so many frogs.

11. The reason why your enemies can't betray you is because you didn't trust them to begin with - it is your friends whom you blindly hand the stabbing knife to.

12. Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

13. And because it is easier to say "I'm fine" than to explain what's wrong.

14. Don't fall for the guy with the goregous eyes until you know the secrets behind them...

15. Hurt me once, shame on you. Hurt me twenty six times, and I set your fucking car on fire.

16. Advertisments rape women of their confidence.

17. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE PEOPLE IN YOUR PAST; THERE'S A REASON THEY DIDN'T MAKE IT TO YOUR FUTURE!!!

18. It's sad when people you know, became people you knew.

19. Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away

20. None die virgin in this world. World fucks everyone.

21. I should get a fucking Oscar for pretending I didn't care about what you said last night.

22. A man never knows how to say goodbye; A woman never knows when to say it.

23. When I was in grade school, they told me to write down what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down happy. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, I told them they didn't understand life.

24. f you speak philosophy in ways that ordinary people can understand and contemplate, chicks will throw themselves on you.

25. A broken heart is a heart that has felt love.

26. Meeting you was fate; becoming you friend was a choice; falling in love with you was beyond my control

27. No matter how much you trust a person, it seems that they're the one who always let you down.

28. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.

29. When you meet that special someone you'll understand why it didn't work out with anyone else.

30. The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but still hold hands.

31. Sometimes people run away just to be alone but sometimes they run away to see who cares enough to follow them.

32. If you can't handle the truth, quit asking for honesty.

33. There's a little truth behind every "just kidding", a little curiousity behind every "just wondering", and a little emotion behind every "I don't care"

34. You're single not because no one wants you; you're single because you aren't going to put yourself out there just like that. You're single because you have standards that aren't met yet. Be proud of that.

35. People will forget what you said and did but they will never forget how you make them feel.

There you go folks! If you can finish reading all 35 and still reading this sentence, I bet you have learn something from it...cause I did....
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Posted by Cowcanfly at Friday, February 01, 2008